You wanna go to Australia? The land of adventures, freedom and beautiful landscapes? Are you sure? Cause the media is hiding some well kept secrets about dangers in Australia. We found 20 good reasons that will probably change your mind (or not)…
1. In Australia, it’s too dangerous to swim in the ocean. That’s why they have swimming pools right next to it.
2. Sometimes they have safety nets…but it’s not always enough.
3. For everyone with Arachnophobia: Spiders are … everywhere!
4. Bats can ruin your car.
5. Trees don’t want to be climbed
6. There are GIANT SNAKES!
7. Even mosquitos are GIANT!
8. People have strange pets…
9. But you can also eat crocodiles and kangaroos
10. The Australian cops fail completely
11. One good thing about Australia: You can go surfing all year if you want…
12. And when it rains… it can be extreme …
13. The centipedes can kill snakes
14. And birds are as tall as your car and can attack you…
15. Even Batman is a loser in Australia
16. You can’t even play golf in peace
17. The roads never end
18. And you shouldn’t have a break down in the Outback
19. The flies can ruin your life
20. And even if you want to leave Australia you can’t really escape…
Of course, we are joking!
