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Good reasons for not coming to Australia

Good reasons for not coming to Australia

You wanna go to Australia? The land of adventures, freedom and beautiful landscapes? Are you sure? Cause the media is hiding some well kept secrets about dangers in Australia. We found some humorously phrased reasons why you might think twice about coming to Australia

In Australia, it’s too dangerous to swim in the ocean. That’s why they have swimming pools right next to it

Sometimes they have safety nets…but it’s not always enough.

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There is too many Beaches…

With over 10,000 beaches, choosing one to relax on can be overwhelmingly stressful.

For everyone with Arachnophobia: Spiders are … everywhere!

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You’ve probably heard the rumors about Australia’s wildlife. Where else do you need to check your shoes for spiders, dodge kangaroos on the road, and avoid swimming with the sharks – all before breakfast?

Bats can ruin your car.

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Via carsguide.com.au
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Flickr ben_tesh

Trees don’t want to be climbed…

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Instragram: @simoncrerar


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Even mosquitos are GIANT!

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People have strange pets…

But you can also eat crocodiles and kangaroos

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You ‘ll celebrate Christmas in Summer

Santa in shorts? That’s just confusing.

Too much Sunshine

With over 300 sunny days a year in some parts, how are you supposed to commit to a Netflix binge? The constant sunshine and beautiful beaches might just force you to become more outdoorsy – it’s a tough life!

The Australian cops fail completely

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Marc McCormack:The Cairns Post

One good thing about Australia: You can go surfing all year if you want…

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Sharon Scoble / Via abc.net.au

But when it rains… it can be extreme …

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Via Facebook MeanwhileInAustralia and By Kathleen Farmilo

Birds are as tall as your car and can attack you…

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instagram: @simoncrerar
Source www.guinnessworldrecords.com

Even Batman is a loser in Australia

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Via imgur.com

You can’t even play golf in peace

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Via reddit.com
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Sky News

The roads never end…

And you shouldn’t have a break down in the Outback

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Simon Stock / Castlemaine XXXX

Flies can ruin your life

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Via imgur.com

And even if you want to leave Australia, you can’t really escape…

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Robert Weber : Reuters

Of course, we are joking!

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